Where do rocks sleep?…
Bedrock

What did the rock say to the rolling stone?…
Let’s rock and roll

Where do pebbles grow up?…
The rockery

What is a rock’s favourite form of transport?…
A rocket

What do you call a male rock?…
Rockerfeller

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?…
Doyathinkysaurus (do you think he saw us?)

What do you say if you meet a two headed dinosaur?…
Hello hello

When can 3 dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?…
When it is not raining

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken hadn't evolved yet

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can't hear you